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brandonurie:

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

theemuka:

i’m literally coming to the realization that i’m not close to anybody anymore and it sucks

sizvideos:

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

zooophagous:

North American River Otters

baebees:

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

testosteroneman:

the shibing

testosteroneman:

the shibing

religiousmom:

things that need to be said:

  • yes, the education system is flawed in many ways
  • yes, schools do not cater to all of their students’ needs
  • yes, schools do not talk about social issues as much as you would like
  • yes, the grading system may not be a completely accurate measure of your intelligence
  • NO, tumblr does not teach you more than school
  • NO, school is not useless
  • NO, grades are not unimportant
  • NO

inquisitioned:

There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite! 

Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood. 

Because they sent back two ten year old boys.  

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

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potter-who-locked:

oldfuckingsport:

I just saw this ad playing before a youtube video and I had to stop and watch the whole thing. Incredible.

Watch this. Now

portiadeperfect:

THIS IS ADORABLE THEY LOOK SO CUTE

portiadeperfect:

THIS IS ADORABLE THEY LOOK SO CUTE